Dirty Mashed Potatoes

“Dirty” mashed potatoes

Daring, perhaps; alternatively, lazy

Nouveau culinary adaptation

(Vitamin-rich peel included)

Draw decidedly mixed reviews

Creamy texture purists disappointed

Nutrition advocates applaud.

Incarceration variation:

Sand grinds grainy in molars

Grit grates upon every bite

Noisy accoutrement to

Half-cooked potato hunks

Memo to prison kitchen staff:

Overly literal interpretation!

Advertisements

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s