Written in collaboration with the creative genius Ward Clever. It’s such a challenge to keep up!
If I were a book and you opened me
You’d think someone had bound me wrong
While each chapter hangs coherent
The plot has lost its place
The crisis crests too early
Or perhaps, five chapters late
Some of the pages were left blank
Continuity errors make the story hard to follow
The quotes atop each chapter
Have nothing to do with the contents
My genre is unidentifiable
Every page is already dog-eared
My titles are misnomered
Despite audacious authoring
Writes and re-writes equally wrong
Editor in chief likely corrupt
My thesis antithetical
The metaphors eat themselves
The foreword was penned by an unknown
The preface tells you nothing
There are multiple endings
So you don’t know what I might do
Symbolism abounds
But no one knows what it means
Though I am the book
I cannot read it well
It must be written
In languages extinct
Translators misunderstood
My ambiguous complexity
You may study me fastidiously
Someone may have taken a word out
Or changed a word here and there
Notes in the margins
Put there by those who read me before
Their words are not my story
Past readers and reviewers
Skewed interpretation
I order and re-order
The pages and the chapters
Dusting off the jacket
In hopes of comprehension
My font is fantastic
My diction, delightful
The flyleaf is fecundity in white space
My binding seems weathered
Though I feel brand new
My story is ancient
I present all the trappings
Of literary masterpiece
Rich character development
Tragicomedic wendings
Astute observations
Scribed between the lines
In the screenplay adaptation
All the names and places
Will be changed
To protect the innocent
I also come in braille
So you can feel me
I want to be read with reverence
Tickle your fancy and funny bone
In least expected passages
As you dive deeply
Into my pages, rapt
With attention undivided
I want your bookmark left in me
As much as I want to leave a mark on you
My pages weathered and reread
Bringing you laughter and life
And as you finish my last page
We start a new chapter
It’s easy for you to keep up… all you have to do is walk slower.
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Right!
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🙂
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Sounds like, you’re having some difficulties, getting the tales of your life into a whole, and that sometimes happens, because of the chaos we are encountering from our every day life, and yet, sometimes, we just have to be patient, as the stories, they often have a life of their own, and, when they’re ready to be told, they will, get told, everything will come out the way it’s supposed to…
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The stories definitely write themselves sometimes
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and refuse to pay a fine…..?
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Excellent! 😉
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Brilliant work you guys!!!
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Thank you so much! It was fun to write
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Love it! Once again!
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Thank you muchly!
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You are welcome muchly!
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Made me smile all the read!
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Wonderful. Thank you!
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This is fantastic!!
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Oh thank you! This was such fun to write
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