Fiction and Fake News

PRESS RELEASE BREAKING NEWS

AP, 4/1/17

 

March saw the meteoric rise of the current sci-fi movie

mundanely misleadinglynomered “Today in History.”

film’s unprecedented popularity befuddles filmographers

labyrinthine plotlines venomously snake and squirm

slime-coating cast of characters

dredged blind-eyed and Kraken-limbed

emanating from the Trench

would-be protagonist caricatures a con

artist hand drawn by self

horror flick billed as black comedy

chronicles retro-futuristic dictator

aw-shucks bombast masquerading

presidenting reimagined pussygrabbing

tweeterTrumpertantruming extraordinaire

 

reviews pan motion picture

promulgating industrial subversion

critics reel

 

Identity Crisis

If I am she

And she is we

And we are the second class

Curvy bottom(ed) half

Of all humanity

Then, by goddess,

Who, in heaven and hell

Am she?

70 Days’ Flood

burgeoning waves of megalomania

scour amongst bottom feeders

dredge bigotry and hatred

crest in apocalyptic delusion

tsunami of fanaticism floods

hands widen and contract

nasal sputtering rant

“It’s a disaster!”