Fiction and Fake News

PRESS RELEASE BREAKING NEWS

AP, 4/1/17

 

March saw the meteoric rise of the current sci-fi movie

mundanely misleadinglynomered “Today in History.”

film’s unprecedented popularity befuddles filmographers

labyrinthine plotlines venomously snake and squirm

slime-coating cast of characters

dredged blind-eyed and Kraken-limbed

emanating from the Trench

would-be protagonist caricatures a con

artist hand drawn by self

horror flick billed as black comedy

chronicles retro-futuristic dictator

aw-shucks bombast masquerading

presidenting reimagined pussygrabbing

tweeterTrumpertantruming extraordinaire

 

reviews pan motion picture

promulgating industrial subversion

critics reel