were I an ailing spinster
downtrodden in whalebone stays
pale and pince-nezed nosy
would my verses flow
\snake oil slick\
along with river Thames?
I find I am much too hearty
to sit abed and scrawl
longhand iambic pentameter
with dainty perfect pen
so my words trudge
stagnant in the sludge.
were I an artiste avant-garde
flouting dilletante conventions
skirting societal hems
with off-color threads
\malcontent connection\
would my stanzas stitch
themselves permanent press?
I find I am much too staid
a slave to stoic strictures
to scribe poesy astride
a horse of different colors
so I scrawl off-kilter odes
to a life of stodgy standard
mayhaps the day will dawn
when my morphemes will march
with motoric locomotion
utterances in extremis
emotive brave locution