Satirical potato

Glittering buddy

Delivered posthaste

For her birthday

Day after the Trumpocalypse


Upon which to vent

Her terrorized pain

Safely and obliquely

Siphoning venom

Threatening to

Putrefy her soul


Considering options

Weapons to wield

Discernment dawns


Trumpato grew

In dank darkness

Nurtured by slithering worms

Depositing poison detritus

Burgeoning his growth


Brought into the light

Forced to face

The cold light of day

His glitter will fade

He will sprout unsightly hairs

As old men are wont to do

He will shrivel

Wrinkle and fade


Her energy deserves

Productive focus

Trumpato will



Fat with his

Own indulgence