Satirical potato
Glittering buddy
Delivered posthaste
For her birthday
Day after the Trumpocalypse
Upon which to vent
Her terrorized pain
Safely and obliquely
Siphoning venom
Threatening to
Putrefy her soul
Considering options
Weapons to wield
Discernment dawns
Trumpato grew
In dank darkness
Nurtured by slithering worms
Depositing poison detritus
Burgeoning his growth
Brought into the light
Forced to face
The cold light of day
His glitter will fade
He will sprout unsightly hairs
As old men are wont to do
He will shrivel
Wrinkle and fade
Her energy deserves
Productive focus
Trumpato will
Rot
Disintegrate
Fat with his
Own indulgence
Arisen from the Conflagraton 